Monday, June 15, 2020

Hanna is not from Montana

Miley Cyrus became a star on the ground-breaking TV series Hanna Montana, reaching  international recognition for the gripping whitely diverse characters and deep social issues tackled in every episode. The show changed television forever and marked an entire generation.

But, apparently the fact that Hanna could hide her alter ego by changing her hair, again, another great positive woman empowerment message from Miley , that was not the only secret that the beloved TV series had to offer.  There was an even darker one: she was actually not from Montana, she just happened to be there, because her millionaire father could afford a second home.
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In reality Hanna, is from Spain. Yes, in fact from Barcelona. She has been trying to hide it for decades to avoid disappointing her country fans, but the prestigious Catalan society "Institut Nova Historia" have uncovered the truth and added her name to the extensive list of talented historical figures such as Shakespeare and Cervantes which according to this Institute were also Catalans. And it must be true as this novel institute received just last year, 3 m Euros to uncover this pressing mysteries for the society, rather than avoiding the closing of several public health centres, probing yet again that when it comes to public investment the regional Catalan Government always puts its citizens first.

Of course Miley has immediately reached out to the Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez via Twitter as she is too busy fighting world injustice to do it by phone, fact is commonly known as she barely has time to put any clothes on judging by her music videos

And of course our President, who listens to everyone except to its own citizens responded right away after seeing an opportunity to reach to Hollywood and see if he could be considered for the remake of Top Gun after his private jet photo shoot.

From the Falcon to the embassy: José Manuel Albares, the new ... (Our President clearly not posing during an important discussion in his private jet)

And although Miley never graduated from high school and probably cannot point on a map where Spain is, she has channelled the courage and her teenage character,  entering like wrecking ball into the Spanish Politics, offering her wisdom and leadership to our country when we need it the most. She has done more to get Our President’s name known worldwide that any of his  Government actions in last 2 years.

We do not know if the twitter exchange has followed into a private Snapchat conversation and whether Mr Sanchez has offered Miley a permanent position in the Spanish Cabinet given her extraordinary qualifications.

Sources close to Mr Sanchez also suggested she could well apply to be the future Spanish Queen, since she has a lot of experience after being a Disney Princess for so many years.

For the moment most of us just wish that Miley keeps partying in the USA and let the rest of the world in peace but regardless if she pays attention, one thing is clear, the world is doomed when our leaders, whether is the US or the Spanish one, waste their time tweeting. And sorry but cannot resist to say this represents the Worst of both worlds.


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