Fiji Water

I recently had the opportunity to watch the movie Battle of the Sexes on my flight to Fiji. A movie which was suppose to be about tennis but which premise could be summarized in "'a haircut can change your life''.

Little I knew, it was going to be a very appropriate prelude for the trip. First of all because it help me fall sleep so quickly , that's the good thing about bad movies. But it brought up to light an even more important topic. And I don't refer to the mystery that have kept me puzzled recently, why my male Filipino colleagues spend hours combing their hair in front of the mirror at the office. Promise I will dedicate a post soon to this intriguing subject.

What I refer to, is probably one of the biggest mysteries of humanity still uncovered: what is the secret ingredient of Fiji water?

Pretenders ( sorry I meant Influencers ) and other similar people who want the rest of the world to believe they have an interesting life, have decided that Fiji water is the Cool thing to drink even if they charge you 3 times the price and none of us could differentiate it from regular tap water. But for once, I must admit, they may be right.

Anyone who has been to the beautiful country of Fiji, will have to agree. As they say there must be something in the water. Otherwise you cannot explain how people can be so big. And by big, I mean in every possible dimension. And of a proportion that makes you feel as you were a liliputiense in the famous Gulliver travels book or when you visit the Netherlands.

At first I thought it was a secondary hallucinogenic effect of their other famous local drink Kava. For the record, by Kava I don't mean that Drink of certain spanish region produces, that it is not champagne nor water nor tasty ( any italian reading please do not laugh as proseco falls into the same category)

But no, it is not a hallucination, women of gigantic proportions and equally large heart and nice demeanor populate the islands and rule the land and sing like angles, from way before Beyonce realized she was too big deal and did not need to bother anymore producing any good music.

But, be careful, Fiji water does not always work the same way. While it make Fijian women smarter and powerful it makes the western influencers grow.... in stupidity and Instagram followers.

A suggestion to Fijian authorities, stop exporting water and send your women to rule the world, it will be for sure a better place